I was getting changed for bed when I heard a noise near the back of the house, and the dog was barking and jumping at the door to go out.
When I went to let her out, I heard a scratching sound and noticed a person trying to open the window, so I grabbed the pistol, (a pellet pistol, but it looks read) and went outside. He was so intent on the window that I was almost upon him before her noticed me. There I stood, a skinny old woman in her panties holding the pistol near my thigh. The pistol was heavy and I was holding it in the bad hand, I couldn't change hands and wouldn't let it fall. My shoulder, arm , wrist and hand and fingers are still throbbing from the weight of it.
I totally surprised him and asked, " Are you shopping? I have a new Dell computer, a surround sound home theater, and new microwave and just bought a diamond necklace. Come on in and look around while I get dressed, I sure could use a cup of coffee."
Scared the H out of him he said "Are you crazy, bitch?"
I said, "Yes, don't you know who I am?" Crazy as a loon,and twice as mean, well come on in"
He turned and ran off shouting "You crazy bitch-you gonna shoot me?" The poor almost burglar jumped over three fences in his haste to get away. It was so darn funny.
Well I just sat down on the ground and laughed, when I cam in a few minutes later, still in my panties, I just couldn't stop laughing. My poor dog must have thought I was going nuts or something, she got under the desk and wouldn't come out.
This morning I had sense enough to get scared, and couldn't believe I did that and lived through it.
BUt, I am going to see about getting a security system put in, can't afford it, but not sure if I would ever have the courage to do something like this again.
NOT A VICTIM, but now I should be scared.
Can you imagine what I must have looked like, dressed only in a smile and skimpy panties?.
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